Great American Meat-Out ...

(ed.note: uhhh gee Kernel, I thot KFC stood for somethin' diff'rent)

I presently work for (though not for very much longer) a political institution where on a daily basis there is the so-called "lobbying" of influence in order to get this or that perspective across in the form of state law or policy

The one that really killed me this year was my PETA friends who brought us these really grotesque brochures --- the partial birth abortion calendar wasn't as bad ... and what was worse than that, REALLY poor tasting vegan food samples ... everyone who sampled it did the one bite, funny face, PTOOIEEE!!! boogie

I really don't know what in particular irritates me to the max about these vegan animal rights peeps ... its not really food choices, I think everyone has the right to choose for themselves ... I think it's their ineffective, hokey-as-fROCk political agenda

I don't love animals as much as they do... really I don't LOVE animals as much as they do ... draw whatever conclusion you want from that ... ha

It bothers me terribly that some of my jackhammer activist friends cannot tell the difference between ... THE NAME of a town ... and those really yummy but unhealthy handmade balls of ground up Farmer Bob's cows: Bessie, Jingle, and Lupe (use Spanish pronunciation... loooo-payh)

I suppose that it hasn't occurred to my pals that only in a well-off country do you have the affluence and then the time to go put your personal ideas of social improvement out ... I'm fROCKing first world, first earth, only superpower living and privileged as you ...

fROCk duders, is this the only thing that you are EXCITED or COMPELLED about in life ... or more short term, that's the only animal rights-related issue that you can pull out of your ass??? ....if I could make a recommendation you can buy a better life at 7-11 and get a free coffee (or spam musubi with it if you're in Hawaii .... mmmm, pork shoulder!!!)

I have a dark vision in my mind of South American air crash scenarios ...I know you're hungry what with your special diet and all ... but eat up all that snow there Sue... *concerned face* (You're sure gonna go good with my airline service minipacks of pepper, salt, and rancid country fresh butter packs)

Seriously, I don't wish them harm ... but get a damn hobby ... don't some of your friends play ULTIMATE?

And to my homies in Hamburg and Fishkill ... go buy bags of McDs double quarter pounder extra value meals... and give some to our friends after a hard morning of protesting in your town ... they'll probably be hungry after expending all that self-righteous energy

(Image (c) PETA KFC Materials)