Okay, here at the Luau
We're always trying to be helpful
And if we can help out kids, so much the better
Statue Toppling Tip of the Day:
Kids, unless your government has collapsed,
Statue toppling or attempts to demolish statues is hella fun
but VERY ILLEGAL
lemme, give you an anecdote:
My friend's brother tried to take out the Captain Cook statue
at a high school many years ago --- amazingly cops came
a short while later and took him and his cohorts to jail
... and for some reason, jail makes kids cry
So much like JACKASS, don't do it at home
That is, unless your government has been toppled
(Image (c) 2003 Reuters)
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