There's something about going on trips with tour groups -- you hurry up to get somewhere then you wait
You go down to meet the group at 5am, then you dont get on the bus until 6am
Oh yeah, and thanks to you Mr. Dumbshit and your bimbo gf for making us wait for your ass to leave the hotel -- oh, and then you had to get your coffee, FU!
Then you get to the airport, and wait for an hour more in a check-in line ... beautiful ... I don't see how all of this prevents terrorism
Then you get to the waiting room and jackasses galore take up two seats each with their carryons -- air travel, what a curse on humanity
Back on the plane for more physical pain
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