Odd-servations

Today has been a day for odd sights

I saw a pregnant woman, yes showing --- smoking a cigarette on her way to the store -- maybe she didn't get the memo -- yeah, the one about wearing tight shirts that don't fit ...

I had to pee when I went to Bankoh so I walked across the parking lot to TRU ... well, that certain Ts R Us place is selling The Passion ... yes, that passion

Oakley ... yes, the so called avant garde optics designers ... now makes SHOES -- I saw them on this man in shabby clothes while I was waiting at Kinkos ... which is now FedEx Kinkos, mind you

The post office cardboard boxes for sale ... come with instructions on the box for what you can and cannot put in them ... for example, large boxes are for large bulky or tall items ... whereas medium boxes are for toys but not lawn furniture ... do you get the picture that America as a whole has a lot of dumb jobs for people ... I now want to be the box contents writer for USPS

Three wraps, two fries, and a soda costs $21 bucks at Arby's, makes you almost want to bronze your poop, doesn't it?

And somehow In Living Colour is not as funny now as it was in 1990 ... behold the progress of humor