Paperless and Clueless

Ok, so riddle me this ... it has boggled my mind

I am applying for like a conversion internship that converts into formal employment after like three years with the big G

So they opened up the process today -- and all the stuff is due in Washington, DC by Friday -- everything about your life, transcripts, whatever

This despite the DoD's regulation to go PAPERLESS -- you know what that means? I guess it's a phase in ...

Note: The job is here in Hawaii, note also that getting transcripts from a university is like finding the treasure of Al Capone -- takes a long time, for very little in return

Oh well, I guess FedEx will take the remainder of my money ...