Your choices are

I find it highly ironic when people want to pad their community service resumes ... so I got another ballot recently, this time with a ballot for the state retirement system trustee elections

Quite frankly, I would rather the Gov appoint someone ... oh wait, I just couldn't stand for her to Harbinize another flunky to a major position

Anyways, so my choices are ... a social worker, an engineer, and a cop ... to which I say, can we pass until someone with investing experience finally pops up on the ballot ... and all of them seem like the "I am out in the community type"

Well that's all nice and fkn good, but I would like to have some return on my retirement account investments ... and I think a psychic donkey could probably do as well as a "look at me and my 50 extracurricular ... err I mean, mature adult community service activities"